Saw this guy getting blown on the street corner.
Sign in our break room at work today.
Seen at a bar in Brooklyn.
This gas station doesn’t play by the rules.
My wife called me today and asked “What’s the difference between AAA4 and AAA8 batteries? I don’t wanna get any that are too powerful for the remote.” She’s adorable.
Saturday Gnome Fever.
17% of marital fights begin with “Where the **** are the scissors??!” I’m doing this for you babe.
Out and about today and saw this!
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
I accidentally turned on the news and my cats reaction says it all.
Attention Dog Guardians
This tool brand’s name and slogan.
Wife is taking too long to pick the new wall paint so I thought I would hurry her up.
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