Saw this guy getting blown on the street corner.

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Sign in our break room at work today.

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Seen at a bar in Brooklyn.

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This gas station doesn’t play by the rules.

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My wife called me today and asked “What’s the difference between AAA4 and AAA8 batteries? I don’t wanna get any that are too powerful for the remote.” She’s adorable.

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Saturday Gnome Fever.

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17% of marital fights begin with “Where the **** are the scissors??!” I’m doing this for you babe.

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Out and about today and saw this!

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Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

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I accidentally turned on the news and my cats reaction says it all.

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Attention Dog Guardians

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This tool brand’s name and slogan.

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Wife is taking too long to pick the new wall paint so I thought I would hurry her up.

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