Yesterday my 6-year-old daughter asked me to draw her a unicorn, and with my lack of artistic ability, this is what I came up with. This morning she said it had “haunted her dreams!”.

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Military veteran buddy of ours has a great sense of humor.

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My mower has a diagram for mowing down small children.

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Someone changed the sign outside of the hall during my buddy’s wedding reception from “Congratulations Roy and Kayla on your wedding day. Best wishes and good luck!”.

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Yep. I made the final payment yesterday.

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This sign at the pool.

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The weekend has landed.

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My 11 y/o daughter has insisted on checking the mail the last couple of days. Today, I checked it. This is what I found..

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