Free and low-calorie!

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Hammy found a piece of plastic in the recycling. When I first found him like this, I thought he was stuck and took it off him. He complained, and put it on again. He’s been wearing this on and off for three days. My cat is a special cat.

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The real reason why The Beatles broke up.

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Do not waste ink.

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Poor ad placements.

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I needed a professional head-shot for a work presentation. Hope it gets approved.

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Just had my 21st birthday, this is the cake my mom made for me. Not disappointed.

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City finally fixed our potholes!

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Goosebumps – Doing Anything Outside In Texas.

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When you can’t decide if you want to tank or heal.

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Grammar Wars.

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Bruh, can I borrow your tatts for my tinder pic?

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Sign on the engineering department’s door.

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FREE ASS Whoopins! LLC

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Found this at my local 7/11.. They’ve even got Putin as the ref!

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Three years ago, I married the love of my life and my sister fainted.

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