My grandma bought my whole family masks, not only do they make you look like underwear Hannibal Lecter, but they also have holes punched through to make it “easier to breathe”.
A gift from mother nature.
Don’t let people ruin your day!
Simultaneous “AWW” and “EWW”.
My dad got a new printer, turns out it has an email address that you can send stuff to, for it to print out, decided to scare him a little.
Dedicated bicycle lane for Jesus.
Check out my throbbing potato.
My friend had to blow into a unicorn’s ass for his daughter’s birthday.
So I found my 9-year-old’s “lost” Yoshi toy in my freezer.
I really love my wife, but I don’t know where she finds these things…
My morning is going pretty good so far, how about yours?
My scissors broke. They were just as surprised as I was.
Dinosaurs didn’t read..
Looked over and saw my new puppy sitting like this, just watching me.
Girlfriend tried to claim a salad in the fridge.
My grandma, an avid gardener, has been wearing this mask for weeks. Today the checkout lady at the store explained it to her.
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