My grandma bought my whole family masks, not only do they make you look like underwear Hannibal Lecter, but they also have holes punched through to make it “easier to breathe”.

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A gift from mother nature.

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Don’t let people ruin your day!

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Simultaneous “AWW” and “EWW”.

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My dad got a new printer, turns out it has an email address that you can send stuff to, for it to print out, decided to scare him a little.

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Dedicated bicycle lane for Jesus.

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Check out my throbbing potato.

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My friend had to blow into a unicorn’s ass for his daughter’s birthday.

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So I found my 9-year-old’s “lost” Yoshi toy in my freezer.

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I really love my wife, but I don’t know where she finds these things…

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My morning is going pretty good so far, how about yours?

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My scissors broke. They were just as surprised as I was.

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Hey, gurl.

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Dinosaurs didn’t read..

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Looked over and saw my new puppy sitting like this, just watching me.

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Girlfriend tried to claim a salad in the fridge.

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My grandma, an avid gardener, has been wearing this mask for weeks. Today the checkout lady at the store explained it to her.

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