New mask.

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Never seen a couch that scared.

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Just lost my foot after a motorcycle accident. This is the sticker my son chose to decorate my brace.

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Kids I’d love to tell you the story, but CBS wants me to tell you about all the other women I slept with first.

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I installed a squirrel feeder picnic table on my patio. We feed them corn on the cob and nuts. Yesterday I saw this.

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Meat Raffle

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They grow up so fast.

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I asked Google to add Mrs Dash seasoning to the shopping list, this is what she added.

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Do Not Overcook – Will Shrivel!

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Stuck in a traffic jam today. Did not think that I was going this slowly.

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Custom Tailgate

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McDonald’s just gave me the cruelest straw.

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Maybe I put too much soap in the washing machine.

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Inner tag on my new pair of jeans.

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