Arnold Schwarzenegger just posted this on Instagram.

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Protip: don’t breastfeed after a spray tan.

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How to confuse your friends when they wake up from a hangover.

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Just Jew it.

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Chicken Shaming.

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This toddler loves the ads for a local personal injury lawyer so much, his mom made it his birthday party theme.

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You are fired!

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My younger brother everyone.

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While preparing for my garage sale, I found a pendant my ex gave me… I decided to be a little creative with selling it.

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Found at a pub.

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My local sheriff’s way of doing business.

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What the hell Kroger?

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Bathroom poets.

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My daughter just discovered the doggy door…

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Found a fossil!

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Family Feud has changed since I was a kid.

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Some smashing German battle armour circa 1520.

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