Ordered a shirt that said “Birthday girls brother” but was sent this one instead.

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I guess they wouldn’t let him have hot shit.

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Not sorry

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Not sketchy at all.

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They really didn’t think this one through.

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Lionel Richie’s elevator.

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Handcrafted Ass Bowl

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My dog learned how to use the doorbell.

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Cry harder

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Not sure this is going to work.

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Mad Max: Furry Road

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