So religion DOES have a purpose.

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On guard!

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Siblings must own these boats.

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Freddie Mercury Tattoo

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Never trust a fart.

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I saw this guy in south Korea and asked if he knew what his shirt said, he didn’t speak English.

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High-class Miami restaurant said ” no tank tops”…but girlfriends’s extra blouse is fine!

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Stand back! I know.. things..

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I’m a white guy that works with a lot of Mexican guys. A new guy started and I made him a quick reference English to Spanish phrase guide.

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What New York looks like.

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Dear Apt. 320

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Ireland’s Mighty Military.

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July 4th hungover in my town.

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I was at the national agricultural show this weekend. Friday night there was a huge party and the morning after, this pig was found sleeping in a toilet stall.

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I told friends back home that I kept seeing nonsense English on clothing in Japan; they asked for an example.

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So I’m not getting my popcorn am I…

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Signing up for the YMCA.

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Who can argue with a policy like that?

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Bikini carwash.

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Congratulations Team U.S.A.

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