Hawaiian anti-theft device.
Trying to even out my tan on my lunch break.
These coasters have been at my work for over two months and I just realized the joke.
Guy dressed as a tree arrested for blocking traffic.
I think I’ll have a burger.
So, looks like my neighbors planned a long weekend away.
Is he making that face again?
Gandalf the Green.
I bet you $1000 the fish flies in Michigan are worse then any other state. Even if I’m wrong I ain’t payin.
If you don’t have a permit you need to pack up your shit and leave my neighborhood.
Huge drop incoming.
Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear, they think a ghost knows their secrets.
May the odds ever be in your favor.
I was reading through reviews of a coffee brand that promises a heightened caffeine buzz and found this treasure.
Partner heat map.
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