Mother works at a Mexican restaurant she sent me this sign they put up for July 4th.

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Dr. Nick’s

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Warning

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HSIM Coming Soon

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Don’t tell me what I can’t do…

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My son’s assignment was “What is a Scientist?” I used to be a scientist. I think he nailed it.

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Nobody likes dusty meth.

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Mandela effect is a lie.

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My friend’s delivery arrived while she was out, so the courier ‘left it under the mat for safekeeping’.

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Kitty got some big claws

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Yard Sale!

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Humanity is doomed.

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Rookie numbers…

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Welp, I guess I had a good run…

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Seen on the back of a bag of Monster Munch.

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I like my coffee strong

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Legs go all the way up.

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NO EИTRY

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