The vet warned me that Cash might be “A little high” after his visit today.
My coworker told me today that I always look suspicious. I was very confused as to why she would think that and then remembered I have literally looked like this, since I was a baby.
Here lies the home of the world’s most laziest bird.
My 60 year old dad had a party yesterday, I found this on his front door.
Do not taunt mat.
The name of this porta-potty rental business.
CAT FOUND. Cream color. Well cared for. No collar/tags. Doubt it’s chipped. Can’t capture, as my dog seems afraid of it.
The actual google result.
I feel like God is trying to tell me something.
I need to speak to your manager. NOW!
Seen in Austin, TX.
Found in an Ohio service plaza. Explains the pee all over the seats.
Thick and juicy, now that’s my jam.
Nice shirt! It really compliments the hallway.
Friendly neighbourhood Garbage Man!
Got some escalator to match my flip flops.
The pen is mightier than the sword!
The back of this gravestone.
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