The vet warned me that Cash might be “A little high” after his visit today.

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My coworker told me today that I always look suspicious. I was very confused as to why she would think that and then remembered I have literally looked like this, since I was a baby.

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Here lies the home of the world’s most laziest bird.

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My 60 year old dad had a party yesterday, I found this on his front door.

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Do not taunt mat.

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STOP.. NO!

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The name of this porta-potty rental business.

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CAT FOUND. Cream color. Well cared for. No collar/tags. Doubt it’s chipped. Can’t capture, as my dog seems afraid of it.

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The actual google result.

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Chabuddy G!

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I feel like God is trying to tell me something.

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I need to speak to your manager. NOW!

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Seen in Austin, TX.

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Found in an Ohio service plaza. Explains the pee all over the seats.

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Thick and juicy, now that’s my jam.

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Nice shirt! It really compliments the hallway.

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Friendly neighbourhood Garbage Man!

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Got some escalator to match my flip flops.

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The pen is mightier than the sword!

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The back of this gravestone.

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