It’s going to get messy!

via

Step 1: Open door Step 2: Read sign

via

This guy’s mask I saw while shopping today.

via

My husband put the candles really close together. If you’re happy and you’re scared, clap your hands!

via

My bearded dragon fell from his tree and played it off like nothing happened.

via

Owner of the store is a 70 year old man who changes the sign himself every couple of days.

via

Forgot to check the height of the shower before moving in. The roof is slanted too, which doesn’t help.

via

This website and licence plate.

via

Thought I was safe because my office was locked.. Well played co-workers, well played.

via

I’m sure you are wondering why I called you here. Please take a seat.

via

My dad didn’t realize he ordered cucamelons instead of watermelon, until they were delivered to his front door.

via

Ran out of hay.

via

Odd Sign.

via

Aww Yeahh!

via

Saw this in the the park while walking my dog the other day. “Very Bitey”.

via

Asked my wife to apply my sunscreen.

via

My wife was having a bad day, so she drew a dabbing avocado.

via

Protect thyself in this time of pestilence.

via