It’s going to get messy!
Step 1: Open door Step 2: Read sign
This guy’s mask I saw while shopping today.
My husband put the candles really close together. If you’re happy and you’re scared, clap your hands!
My bearded dragon fell from his tree and played it off like nothing happened.
Owner of the store is a 70 year old man who changes the sign himself every couple of days.
Forgot to check the height of the shower before moving in. The roof is slanted too, which doesn’t help.
This website and licence plate.
Thought I was safe because my office was locked.. Well played co-workers, well played.
I’m sure you are wondering why I called you here. Please take a seat.
My dad didn’t realize he ordered cucamelons instead of watermelon, until they were delivered to his front door.
Ran out of hay.
Saw this in the the park while walking my dog the other day. “Very Bitey”.
Asked my wife to apply my sunscreen.
My wife was having a bad day, so she drew a dabbing avocado.
Protect thyself in this time of pestilence.
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