Someone left this on my husband’s car.

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I know they are her hands but ever since my wife said her crotch is on fire I can’t unsee it.

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I was practicing clouds but got carried away.

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I could swear he had paws this morning.

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Spotted in Gotham.

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Dog is my copilot.

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I’m no chef…

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Coffeemaker lid looks like Darth Vader.

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“Arm wrestling machine”.

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Epic package battles.

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Amazon at its prime.

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Poor Carl

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This plumbing slogan.

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Brought new pants to the tailor 3 weeks ago to be LENGTHENED by 3/4 inch for a wedding 3 days from now.

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Some things you only do when drunk.

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Discovered this halfway through my shopping trip.

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