I’m not so comfortable with our company outing game choice.

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My daughter is simply terrible at Hide and Seek.

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When the shrooms kick in.

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Saw this number plate on the way to London.

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Panda Express is out here calling me ugly AND stupid.

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Just tried to plug into this “outlet” at the Chicago airport.

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My high ass spent a solid few minutes thinking utz had just stopped caring.

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Merging onto a highway

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I asked for extra egg on my hamburger…

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Supercars only

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Charbroiled Thickbutt?

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In less than a month, I’ll become a father, and my cat has taken over the changing pad.

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Italian ice cream is happy.

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Lunch thief at my work!

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Well it was a cheap calculator.

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When you lie on your CV but end up getting the job.

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High tech anti-escape device.

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