This was on the whiteboard outside of radiology at my vet hospital.
Who can drink 5L of petrol?
This should be classified as an act of terrorism.
My wife left me instructions for dinner. She thinks she married a moron.
Do ya like dags?
Golden opportunity. About to do it, wish me luck.
My daughter said it’s a cherry with a big nose.
Prank war between me and my girlfriend. She’s going to kill me when she grabs her lunch in the morning.
I love my pet ape.
I’ll see that in my nightmares.
Think my pie is trying to tell me something.
My local movie theater. Vancouver, WA.
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