Girlfriend picking berries and the dog wondering why the bush has legs.

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My prime day splurge. This is approximately 4 minutes of flavor..

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It’s hot in Seattle.

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I mean, it wouldn’t be the dumbest thing I’ve bought.

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Their phone number.

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Weed & Ass Killer

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Just Mairred!

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Lost spouse clearance sale.

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Just checked into a beach house we rented. Apparently the owners are Olympic-level drinkers.

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A miracle has occurred.

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I got an empty hot pocket.

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It may not be “Finger Lickin’ Good”, but..

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Just how small of a car are they expecting?

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