This backpack quote.

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I love those dyslexic quotes
unclebobsplayground

I don’t get it? Can someone translate?
TehSeph

It’s supposed to say “Not all who wander are lost”
sammyt808

Sounds like this one was lost in translation.
Nottoointellectual

Seen on a road in Ireland.

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tramampoline, trambopoline!
Johnny_Awesum

Ad: Free, you disassemble and pick up.
shaolinallan

There were 4 kids in there when he started.
novichux

I think we all knew it really.

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No not like that.

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These were the only products locked up in this supermarket.

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Meanwhile, here in Hawaii, we even lock up our spam. I’m dead serious.
Darwin343

Isn’t spam like the sh*t in Hawaii though. Every time I see threads on spam it seems like there is always talk about how much Hawaii loves that sh*t.
PassiveRoadRage

Oh for sure. We treat it like how most Americans treat bacon basically.
Darwin343

My dog looks like those aliens from The Fifth Element whenever she wakes up from a nap.

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Zero stones, zeeeeeeero crates
howgoesitguy

Negative, he is a meat popsicle.
joe102938

I have a Shar Pei who looks like Alf.
Jalopy_Junkie

I have a bum inspection tomorrow and this was left on my doorstep by the neighbours lol they are awesome friends.

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Hidey ho neighbor what’s up? Nothing much, chillin. How bout u? Oh u know, got a rectal exam tomorrow, you know how it is. Cool, good to know.
OrangePlatypus81

“Rectile”…I’m picturing an asshole of a lizard.
FormulaZR

Honey, the Federal Bum Inspectors isn’t a real thing, the badge is fake.
Bulky-Internal8579

Someone forgot an important letter this AM…

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Found these sleeping pads in my garage after I bought the house. I love how the model is just eating a cob of corn with a killer head band.

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That’s Sarah Connor, man! Mother of the resistance.
jhuston44

Them: Check out this inflatable camping I-beam mattress!
Me: That’s a pool float.
Spoobie90

Preschool Door

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Found this while walking home yesterday.

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When I was a kid I went to a narrow barbershop with big mirrors on both walls so it was like a huge barbershop of mirrors Creeped me out.
Fluid_Mulberry394

Bought my parents this handy new clock, ideal for retired folk.

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Is it half-passed Wednesday already?!
wrpspd

Retired? That would be handy for me and I’m about 40 years away from that sweet sweet retirement
Fluffanutz

I don’t even know who to trust any more.

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What a tangled web of lies they weave
Fluffanutz

They also said the farmers select 100% British potoatoes. They didn’t say that they actually put them in the bag.
Rainbow_nibbz

Not a garbage can.

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I think I’d buy some black, lightweight fabric and cover that speaker. Lots easier than dealing with the sign or cleaning out trash.
NoBSforGma

Step 1: Create a problem.
Step 2: Sell a solution to the problem you created.
Step 3: Profit.
frigginelvis

Does look like a garbage can, though!
Fetlocks_Glistening

‘What if the music playing is trash. Does it qualify as trash can?’
RunNo3033

Swing low.

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Motivation

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Murder LOL
WhereTheS**

My ex-boss needs this kind of “pat”.
ConstantineWolf

Tell me you wouldn’t watch this…

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I would rather watch Golumbo
ElderFuthark

I wouldn’t watch this
DemonicDevice

Wouldn’t have it any other way!

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That ad is a lil… tongue-in-cheek
JayBizzle727

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.
smaxsomeass

it’s the thot that counts
SkeletorsCrux