Asked the wife to grab some Salad to go with dinner…

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The first time on splash mountain was a lot. My wife said “It looked as though his soul left his body…” But he wanted to see the crocodiles again. And forgot about the drop.

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Why carry your microwave when you could use your R/C Lambo to drive it places in style.

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Prius Maximus found in the wild.

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I won’t

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The scuzzy local sex shop in my town.

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North Crosswalk Closed!

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Shoes by day gardening equipment at night…

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The Skywhale, an artwork hot-air balloon from Canberra, Australia.

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Just waiting my turn.

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You can’t drink all day unless you start first thing in the morning.

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My cousin’s neighbor.

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There is no off.

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