Couldn’t afford a psychic, so I decided to go with the next best option.

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I have some fake mustaches and a white husky.

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Shower hair art

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The forbidden loaf

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The battle of the bands

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Tourists discovering US air conditioning.

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How to get searched 100% of the time.

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My mom has a board with attachable letters and she makes funny sentences every week or so. This is the latest.

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My favorite flavor, Salt and Potato

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My new company policy

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Found these stickers on the corn at Walmart…

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This tiny spoiler.

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I have achieved INFINITE POWER!

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Terrible advice

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Relationship goals

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These hand sanitizers.

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Not today.

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Nothing to see here, just a lady walking her pig.

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Got some Tinder matches today.

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I’m like a bird, I’ll only fry away.

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