My father’s 6th attempt to outsmart his geriatric cat into taking her bp meds.

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This shirt my Urologist gave me after my vasectomy.

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When you are 3 and absolutely insist on dressing yourself.

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This is Portland.

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My partner has been asking to get another cat for years, I finally relented today.

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Stovehenge – The sun shining through the fish tank aligned perfectly with the stove knobs.

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Seen while in a traffic jam.

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Ordered size 10 shoes, received size 20.

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You can’t cycle but you can injure people? Seems a bit extreme.

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I work at a steel mill and somehow the magnet pulled this out of the scrap metal.

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You are a terrible mum.

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My neighbor got a new dog… Wait till he gets back from work.

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I don’t give a…

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My wife’s “fortune” cookie.

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Saw this beauty at a Walgreen’s

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Ok, enough with the honking and lewd gestures. Y’all act like you’ve never seen a Porsche out here.

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Passing the gas truck.

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It’s a tire and a mirror.

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My co-worker’s handwriting.

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