Glasgow, you crack me up.

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A fortune I got today.

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Sick grind

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I didn’t believe my husband when he texted and said the cat was acting suspiciously.

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Cheese

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Don’t tell me how to be a parent!

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Perfect address for a church.

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I doubt tequila is the answer…

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From the producers of Final.psd & FinalFinal.psd

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My plant is trying to escape!

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Only blokes get that new tool vibe…

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New Yorkers…

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Washroom Sauce

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This joke gift box my grandmother got me

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I wonder if they sell doohickeys or thingamabobs

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The morning after

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I found a rock!

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