How to explain Normal Distribution to a bro at the gym.

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Was going through old family files and found this lovely keepsake, written by my eldest sister..

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In a West End town, a dead end world.

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I’m remodeling my basement and all the ceiling tiles were just removed. I found my cat like this.

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Told my husband to buy a new shower curtain. He did not disappoint.

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When spending that stimulus check, consider giving an abandoned beer a home.

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“And then we’ll laugh. A lot. At you.”

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I refused to play games with my husband for years, because he has the “shine”. I got sick of losing. He denied it. Then we went axe throwing and..

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A pilot stuck in quarantine.

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