I ordered this “Ottoman” for my wife… Should have double checked the dimensions.

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Wanted to know what flavor my Portuguese crisps are..

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I’m not sure this makes me feel better..

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The hookup.

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Didn’t know a train could do that.

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Our dog’s paw looks like a mini version of him.

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Incident report from my kid’s school.

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Not sure if this car wash is going to kill me or fail to load.

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This dude just cut me off.

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Guys, guys! I found it!

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My friend said she wanted dory, this what he gave her.

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An artist impression of what my neighbor might look like.

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Be a state trooper AND increase your penis size!

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Couldn’t figure out why my music kept pausing.

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I had to borrow my daughter’s car today, because of Reasons. I’m a Chief Petty Officer in the United States Navy, turn 50 later this year.

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Dog toy made me chuckle

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My greatest wish is for these two people in my town to find each other and fall in love.

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I photoshop animals into various things. This one came out pretty good, I think.

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People falling into the water because they think it’s a gravel road.

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