My dad made me take pics for his dating websites, here’s him yelling at me while striking a sexy pose.

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This Dollar General has a chicken to summon a cashier.

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The worst brand name you could possibly pick for sexy underwear..

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A Military wife’s welcoming sign.

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It’s Burger Time

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Found this in the wild today, great word play!

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Amphibious parking rules

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Rocky Meowarciano

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The size difference between my 1970 Honda and a regular pickup truck.

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A dog in my town has its own address.

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Ass guaranteed

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Tempting employment offer at the garage this morning.

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