Painted the house number on our curb yesterday and today a neighbor asked me which country I was from.

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Dave’s Midwife Services – Totally Professional.

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WTF

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This grocery store display.

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I found this ball while golfing today.

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The Customer is King.

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At least I can see my wife’s priorities on her sat nav.

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Phone’s AI thinks I am a plant.

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Well, duh.

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Myself and two coworkers realized we were wearing the same coat. The only option was to zip them into one, three person coat.

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Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

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My friend is so pale that Zoom confuses him with the background.

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This highway sign in India.

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Mask given to me by my grandma never fails to make strangers laugh.

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