My Grandpa told me he got my Dad a birthday “gift certificate”, he was so pleased with himself.

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Found the most ridiculous street name yesterday.

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TIL owls start to melt when exposed to direct sunlight.

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This perforated line is the longest running lie in my life.

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The Battle of the Century.

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You Matter.

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As long as we are clear on the payment options…

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Do you have a medical condition affecting your face?!

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I’m not sure I have the guts to order this…

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Ava’s Crap.

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Best place for sleeping.

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He’s not wrong.

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I left a chocolate bunny in my car and now it looks like this..

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Disguised pipe.

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Married for 62 years, but my grandpa will still pull out his road atlas to prove my grandma wrong.

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Dude, stop bragging.

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Am I at the right place.

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Dogs Welcome.

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