Roadside gift shops are the best.

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My kids bring this out every Easter. Big Stephen King fans.

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Perfect fit!

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I am Sexist.

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The assembly instructions for my wife’s new table easel.

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Stay inside honey…

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Translated: “Load English in your brain without having to learn”.

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How dare you leave me off the list of hazards!

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Meanwhile in Paris.

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Easter Opening Hours: Nope.

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Got complimented today.

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This gave me a good chuckle.

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A Thomas the Tank Engine book from my childhood which used the word “poop” as an onomatopoeia. My brother and I would always giggle like idiots when our mom read it to us.

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Please don’t.

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Found an expert salesman on marketplace.

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Grass-Fed Butter.

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“Special” urinals, seen on Ko Samui, Thailand.

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This ad for a German fries franchise.

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The box says it’s a juicer.

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