The cat is the alpha in this house.

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Jabba the Slush.

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When you enter the wrong GTA code.

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I think my brother doesn’t fully understand why people do this.

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Only in Canada.

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These washing instructions are taking no chances.

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Protesting the protesters.

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Lost Parrot.

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Made a hideout for my cats.

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A dude I know cooks in a busy kitchen and got this mid-rush.

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My 2.5 year old daughter’s nanny said she should use the word “foofoo” instead of “vagina”. My response:

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Beer drinkers preferential parking.

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Jon Bovi.

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How I work.

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My dog pre-sneeze.

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The advantage of living directly on the road during a major snowstorm.

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This Polish pub has a dedicated barf sink.

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Found this drawing in an old binder.

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Prevent Theft.

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Little crimes.

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