Saw this bumper sticker during my drive around town the other day.

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Accurate.

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Ahoy!!!

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This Mexican Corn stand I found in San Antonio.

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I was walking home from CVS and the wind blew the receipt out of my hand.

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I’m on a diet

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Found in my office building maintenance shop.

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This was my fortune

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Break time at Walmart

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This was supposed to be Elsa from frozen.

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For those who enjoy fine fart

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They took this literally.

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This plumber that works in my city.

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Got fired for this gem.

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I was given this at work today for being just average.

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Keep em on a leash

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Calling the next trend.

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