New workout plan.

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Somehow our dog opened the upstairs screen door and ended up following our cat onto the roof. He required consoling before coming back inside.

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Not the place for a mirrored ceiling.

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Man, I never realized I was that old.

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Logged into my dogs daycare webcam. I guess he felt to lazy to go outside.

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This is how my roommate paid his rent.

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They see me rollin’

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Well that took a turn.

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Your Wife Is Hot.

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Nice to have a buddy when you’re down & out.

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The Norwegians got it.

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One of my favorite Parks and Rec moments.

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Beer Troubleshooting Chart.

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