Dug this up in my backyard. Somewhere out there, enemies who became friends are suddenly enemies again…

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I asked the farmer “Why Meghan Markle?” He said “Because they’ve got a bit of ginger in them”.

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Watching old family videos.

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This CVS receipt is taller than I could ever be after 25 years on earth. I bought two bottles of lotion, a pack of gum, and hair clips.

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Simply clever

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These genius quotes are meant to prevent accidents on the Mumbai expressway.

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My amputee buddy sent me this. Said there’s been a breakthrough in prosthetics!

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Please and thank you.

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Makes sense

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Guard shack for a company that makes coolers.

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This is getting out of hand

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Have a break. Have a Twin Wafer Snappy Finger.

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My new cowch looks udderly ridiculous.

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I think the bush needs a trim!

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