Police release photo of suspect after Arnold Schwarzenegger attacked in South Africa.
Level 100 trucker, watching a trailer.
Dug this up in my backyard. Somewhere out there, enemies who became friends are suddenly enemies again…
I asked the farmer “Why Meghan Markle?” He said “Because they’ve got a bit of ginger in them”.
Watching old family videos.
This CVS receipt is taller than I could ever be after 25 years on earth. I bought two bottles of lotion, a pack of gum, and hair clips.
These genius quotes are meant to prevent accidents on the Mumbai expressway.
My amputee buddy sent me this. Said there’s been a breakthrough in prosthetics!
Please and thank you.
Illegal Canadian immigrant stopped by patriot.
Guard shack for a company that makes coolers.
This is getting out of hand
Have a break. Have a Twin Wafer Snappy Finger.
My latest fake invention is the FlopFlips. Sandals with reverse soles, so it looks like you were walking in the opposite direction on the beach. See ya later stalkers!
My new cowch looks udderly ridiculous.
I think the bush needs a trim!
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