Funny Pictures – May 22, 2020

Monotony

Monotony
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Apparently my toothbrush got pregnant last night.

Apparently my toothbrush got pregnant last night
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A local pizza place has strict distance rules!

A local pizza place has strict distance rules!
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They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.

They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks
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We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning.

We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning
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Wife sent me this picture of our daughter today, and I instantly thought of this.

Wife sent me this picture of our daughter today, and I instantly thought of this
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Paw Patrol really took a turn these recent years..

Paw Patrol really took a turn these recent years..
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Mike Tyson is in town.

Mike Tyson is in town.
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I’ll take two.

I'll take two
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This horsopotamus I photoshopped.

This horsopotamus I photoshopped
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Seen at a local liquor store.

Seen at a local liquor store
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SpikeTV always asked the important questions.

SpikeTV always asked the important questions
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My country needs me! I must go!

My country needs me! I must go!
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Saw this on a jog at a park in NYC.

Saw this on a jog at a park in NYC
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Respect the lights.

Respect the lights
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Saw this at the Senior car parade..

Saw this at the Senior car parade..
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My Petrochemical Romance.

My Petrochemical Romance
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My chicken has the “I’d like to speak to the manager” cut.

My chicken has the I'd like to speak to the manager cut
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I saw this in front of a restaurant in Portsmouth NH.

I saw this in front of a restaurant in Portsmouth NH
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