Apparently my toothbrush got pregnant last night.
A local pizza place has strict distance rules!
They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.
We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning.
Wife sent me this picture of our daughter today, and I instantly thought of this.
Paw Patrol really took a turn these recent years..
Mike Tyson is in town.
I’ll take two.
This horsopotamus I photoshopped.
Seen at a local liquor store.
SpikeTV always asked the important questions.
My country needs me! I must go!
Saw this on a jog at a park in NYC.
Respect the lights.
Saw this at the Senior car parade..
My Petrochemical Romance.
My chicken has the “I’d like to speak to the manager” cut.
I saw this in front of a restaurant in Portsmouth NH.
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