Found this on San Francisco apartments craigslist. “The apartment includes a second bonus bedroom with a built-in platform bed that would be great for guests, as a den or a work-from-home office.”

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This man towed his wife to sonic on a lawnmower to get a vanilla ice cream cone.

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Why I hate shopping for others: “Get the milk with the cow on it”.

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I guess my house is a bit old.

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My neighbors are Canadian.

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Does this taste funny to you?

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Amazon delivery.

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This Covid post at a tire store.

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Pringles roasting Lays right on their packaging.

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A sign at our local cinema’s bathroom.

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My coworker at a hotel had no idea who Ned Flanders was.

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Overheard my wife grumbling about how the doorknob only works if you turn it left… Instead of fixing it I printed some stickers. She approves.

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That’s one way to replace your mailbox…

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I <3 Good Dumps.

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Marketing at its finest.

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