The close-door button fell off, revealing it was never connected to the control panel.
I live in the basement. Told my dad I needed more natural light in my bedroom, so he bought me this mirror.
My daughter stole her brother’s favorite toy and gave him a makeover.
We spared no expense!
Oh, come on!
A sign I can believe.
Never change, Pooh.
Don’t make a deal with a duck.
An elderly lady asked me to change her background today because it looked like “a woman’s behind wearing a thong”.
Spotted in my hometown newspaper.
I was at the FedEx Depot today and they had someone special on the shelf in the office.
When you don’t have a motorbike so you gotta improvise.
Señor Frederico Krueger.
Normal morning train commute in London.
Simple. Healthy. Got it!
My dog went missing for an hour. She’s been naughty..
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