The most accurate mean tweet ever.
Now that’s an Opening Weekend!
Finally bought my wife a diamond necklace, she deserves it…
Once my wife said this, I can’t un-see it.
Felt something in my shoe this morning…
Just saw Marty McFly grabbing a quick burger…
A for effort.
The blinky things on vehicles.
A rare white squirrel proves why they are rare. Forgets how to squirrel.
Alternative options in the local pet store.
Someone submitted a rainy screenshot from Jurassic Park to the local news.
Tough shit Ted, play it where it lies…
Pretty accurate depiction of society.
Robert Downey Jr.
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