The most accurate mean tweet ever.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Now that’s an Opening Weekend!

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Finally bought my wife a diamond necklace, she deserves it…

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Once my wife said this, I can’t un-see it.

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Felt something in my shoe this morning…

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Just saw Marty McFly grabbing a quick burger…

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A for effort.

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The blinky things on vehicles.

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A rare white squirrel proves why they are rare. Forgets how to squirrel.

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Alternative options in the local pet store.

Obvious Plant

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Obvious Plant

Someone submitted a rainy screenshot from Jurassic Park to the local news.

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Tough shit Ted, play it where it lies…

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Punctuation matters.

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Chicken coupe.

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Robert Downey Jr.

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