Think outside the bun.

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Googled worst idea ever.

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My dog is normal, I swear.

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This was found at the vending machine at my dad’s job.

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The struggle was real.

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“I see you”.

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My friend made me an ashtray birthday cake..

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Sneaking food into theaters.

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“What topping do you want on your pizza?” “Pizza.”

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Watching my girlfriend’s tortoise while she’s on vacation. She told me to keep him out of trouble.

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