Costco apparently doesn’t re-take membership card photos if you sneeze.

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My 37 year old friend finally got laid so we went to the clubs to celebrate.

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This sign I found at a local movie theater.

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Had a bit of an incident while doing some yard work this weekend..

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Wife asked for invisible tape. Can’t figure out why she’s mad.

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The Texas capital has…interesting flooring.

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Angry pigeon defending his pretzel. Manhattan. 2022

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These warning stickers.

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First bath

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This license plate cover I saw today.

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The handle of this water jug.

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Whew, that was a close one.

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The number of THE BEANS!

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DUCK!

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Finally decided to buy some extra protection to upgrade my home security system. I feel much more secure now.

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Seems legit.

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This dog groomer’s license plate.

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A meal for your mistress.

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