Say what you will about Elon, the dude moves fast.

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She said she wanted a man of the streets.. I said “Baby I am the streets”.

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I wanted to do Mario and Luigi but he was having none of it.

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Quite possibly the laziest and at the same time most difficult Halloween costume.

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What’s the point of having a fire department then?

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Mmmm, what a score.

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Went to a German store and..

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Pinhead meat and cheese tray.

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Every Halloween my girlfriend and I take a movie themed portrait with our cats.

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Wonder why no one wanted to come and get candy.

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A sea lion climbed on my car the other day..

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We average 4-8 trick-or-treaters a year. With a little advertisement we got TEN!

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There was a moth in our kitchen.

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Just put out the damn candy.

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