The way my other half cooks her eggs.

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Cat Burglar

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Responsible Cultural Appropriation

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Mexi-Ken

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My costume this year.

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They tried making “Creepy Eyeball Cookies” for Halloween. Ended up with Sugar Tits.

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My homemade costume this year – I was a Corkscrew.

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“People might think you’re… up to something”.

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

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This Halloween themed dessert I was served at lunch.

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