I guess I am half potato.

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This is what my 2nd grader wrote about my dad for grandparents night and he was the only grandparent he did out of 4 of them.

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Real fake crab.

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So this is toddlerhood.

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This bathroom that has an encouraging picture instead of a mirror.

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You boys get out of my yard.

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SPLASHING!

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It’s cold outside. How cold you ask?

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Masked Unicorn pencil cap.

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If only there were an enclosed vehicle with heating.

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Giant cats are causing the supply chain issues.

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How you doin

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Which one should I choose?

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Switched my cell phone provider. I need ideas for what to do with this windfall.

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Found out why my PC kept overheating.

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My paycheck showed up mysteriously toasted.

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Anemones at low tide.

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