I like my coffee like I like my women.

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Competition

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Thug Life.

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Never do your best, quit.

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Sign at the baseball field in my neighborhood.

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Stripper shortage!

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My friend’s Labradoodle mid yawn.

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I saw a Google Street View car in my neighborhood and took swift action. 8 years later and my brother just informed me that it worked.

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Just me, a kid. Stuck on a fence in a diaper. Neighbors kids gettin their kicks, sister is about to eat dirt, brother creepin around back there.

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