Unnecessarily underlined locker number.

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The milk I got during lunch in high school.

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I flew Korean Air and asked for a rum and coke. Something must have got lost in translation.

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Wise words

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Nearby town got a new roundabout with an obstacle to look out for.

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Burger King lost a giant burger to our wind storm last night.

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We’re number 1!

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Look Out!

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I found the WMDs

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Had to do a double take…

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This McDonald’s taped their sauce policy on the drive thru window, which is a photo of their sauce policy, taped to their drive thru window.

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My wife. Do I keep her?

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Oh Florida…

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