The cow goes moo the pig goes oink the chicken goes rise brothers the imprisonment ends TODAY.

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Forgot my phone in English today. Found this on the camera roll after my teacher returned it.

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ABCDEFGHIJK…

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My mom has had this newspaper clipping pinned to the cork board in her kitchen since I was 12. I am now 26.

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Playing the “Will I have to resubmit this new patient paperwork” game.

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Bought some eggs today and one is a bit different than the rest.

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Fun Pokemon facts.

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Fine, I wont.

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Sorry for the Inconvenience.

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Found this in a bathroom at a BBQ food stop.

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Got a Problem with Poo?

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