Set up my Mom’s updated tv system yesterday.

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My wife wanted to microwave rice in a sock to use as a heating pad. Turns out, we had no rice, but we had popcorn kernels. I really don’t know why she was expecting a different result.

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My mother’s hospital record lists me and my siblings as “Past problems (Significant)”.

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My local pharmacy is having fun with this one.

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Awkward

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Slippery When Wet

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This sign in Pennsylvania

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Up in smoke

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My cat kicks my poor boy out of his bed and into hers. His face says it all.

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Checkmate

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Went to check on my daughter…

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This picture from a local classified ad.

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Don’t we all…

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Dammit, Grant!

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Because nothing screams sexy like bad grammar.

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You’d be surprised how many people didn’t know who I was.

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What could go wrong?

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I think Mr.Fluffles needs a exorcism.

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I can’t tell if the guy in front of me is a podiatrist or just likes to advertise his fetishes.

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