This sign hanging up at our local sushi place gave me a chuckle.

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I got Chinese tonight, didn’t expect dick on a stick…

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I’m gonna say I misread the package as 350 minutes instead of degrees, not that I got high and fell asleep on the couch.

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Glad to see Darth Vader is giving back to the community.

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This sign has been in my town for 35 years.

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33 gram cheese coating lump from my cheetos bag, gave me a good laugh!

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Just my impression of this dog.

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Just put the sign for the new sandwich, boss.

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Apparently Amazon sells meth pipes but they pretend they are drinking straws.

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My girlfriend heading to a dinner party with a fresh garden harvest. She is beauty and grace.

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This Beavis and Butt-Head tattoo.

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The cat does not appreciate my sense of humour!

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Well shitttt

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This can’t be healthy!

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Found Mexican He-Man in a pub.

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I bought this cookie sheet last night. In the parking lot it slid out of my shopping cart and immediately got run over by a Jeep.

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Mushroom didn’t skip leg day.

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The town I live in just put up a 50ft Leg Lamp, permanently.

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