An actual ad in my city.

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It’s dinner time and one of the dogs is blind.

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I’m not sure if we’re celebrating Christmas or getting ready to burn witches.

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At LAX.

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This slab of maple in my yard…

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The last one comes with a shoulder harness.

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Parenting at its finest.

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Words I’ve always lived by.

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Just like grandma used to make.

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Coat hanger at my vet.

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Finally hunted down a 12-foot skeleton and threw an SNL-themed party, so…

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At my local Costco. I’ve never heard wine described as “A stunning nose of led pencil shavings”.

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Spoiler alert.

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Sign me up!

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A moose in Alaska broke a window and wound up in a home basement today.

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Beep, Beep.

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I made my girlfriend, who is a behavioral therapist, her own Pokémon card.

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Came home from work to see my girlfriend has updated our letter board.

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Guess we’ll just burn then.

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Foxes are different in Canada.

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