My wife made me an alligator pancake.

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I can always count on Facebook to recommend the things I need the most.

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Happiness

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S.W.A.G

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Return note on a box of LEGO.

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Sign at a bar.

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Meanwhile in Philly…

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My wife has crossed a fine line, she’s slowly created a second junk drawer in the kitchen.

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Saw this in a bar in Luxembourg.

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Sorry for the trouble.

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Cats are Aliens

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This occupancy sign at my local Red Robins.

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A badly translated menu I found in Beijing.

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The adult magazine section at the back of a liquor store.

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This bin

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