Startled emu found hiding in my knee.

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Australian vineyards take biosecurity very seriously.

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My airbnb assured me they have a “very safe” baby gate.

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I asked a local business if I could use their bathroom, spotted this in there.

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Spoiler for any car.

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Found a stray cat in my garage this morning.

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Zombie-free route

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They call me…

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Surprise guest.

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You’re welcome

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On a street with public parking in Atlanta.

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We have guests go get the fancy one.

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Walked around all day at work with this in my stocking.

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