So my brother decided to build a bicycle…

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I’ll have a whiskey.

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My brother had to work, so he asked me to save him a little bit of everything…

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Make yourself heard.

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Sign found at a restaurant in Poland.

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My mom put me in charge of the Thanksgiving centerpiece this year.

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Found at local Costco.

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I thought it was pretty long.

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My Mom hands me her laptop asking, “Have you ever heard of the show, ’13 Ones’.”

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Suspect in my hometown jumped into the middle of a pond to avoid arrest; standoff ensued.

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I’m a delivery driver, a customer paid with this. Seems legit.

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When you’re old but you gotta try and relate to the kids.

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Wife said it couldn’t be done.

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Sister was asked to bring a dessert to this Thanksgiving. Nailed it.

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