“Gobble gobble”, seen at my local Publix.

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“If only I had checked myself”.

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Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now.

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My girlfriend says she doesn’t take up that much room in bed. I walked into the room last night and she was sleeping like this.

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The name of this candle.

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Car or not, I’m making it to Bingo, dammit!

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What time is it?

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Can you imagine coming home drunk and accidentally downing a can of chicken stock.

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Meanwhile in Chicago…

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I was looking for a good holiday shirt. Ran across this and did a double take.

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Even the dog is celebrating!

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Seen at the mall today.

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This sign in Tokyo

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Fire sold separately.

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This pic perfectly sums up camping with a rugby team.

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Pain relief, indeed.

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Easy and fun ways to burn calories..

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